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An Italian girl

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by cruisingal, Jan 18, 2007.

  1. A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

    The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

    The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"

    The woman kept quiet and left.

    Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

    "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked.

    "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

    "Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!" * *

    *Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!*
  2. It'll only be half italian :p