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An ex-girlfriend called me up...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by 7THSIN, May 4, 2006.

  1. I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to
    enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and
    maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now.
    I'm a bit older and a bit hairier than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a
    waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me,
    saying that she thought tubby hairy men were cute!

    "Anyway..." she giggled " I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

    So I told her to f**k off.

  2. Edited, stupid moderators.
  3. Hey what happened to that guys joke? Why'd it get deleted?
  4. Humour Police...they detected laughter! :LOL:
  5. gold! well done.
  6. That's a relief...I thought you were replying to your own joke. :LOL:
  7. :grin: :grin: . For a minute I thought you had a love life question :shock:
  8. Nah someone posted a joke below mine but it was obvoiusly deemed innappropriate for this high-class 'Joke and Amusement' forum :roll:
  9. as you said yourself... rude and crude. Its in holding waiting a decision. Might still be moved back.
  10. But it's a joke, it's not a personal attack on anyone or an insult! My joke is crude as well, but that's the humour in alot of jokes... this is ridiclous.
  11. its not just crude... its beastilality. Like i said, its in holding. it can still come back. geeze now i know why people just delete stuff.
  12. Ohhhh. Pity, I like rude and crude!

    C'mon, we're tough motorcyclists, we can take a bit of rude and crude.

    If it wasn't a personal attack on someone, then why the censorship?
  13. Ehhhhhh, maybe I should make (another) joke about r@pe :LOL:
  14. As long as its not about r@ping an animal, aparently.