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An English Rugby Supporter and the Pope ...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by sonja, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. The Pope was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off-shore. A helpless man, wearing an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Welsh, Irish and Scottish rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the hapless English fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.



    Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatred between the Celtic and English rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies: "Who was that?"

    "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

    "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"
     
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  2. :demon: LOL straight to hell with that one
    but who cares
     
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  3. I recollect that someone posted a similar, soccer-themed version, of that during the World Cup. It is a nicely obtuse joke, though.......
     
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  4. And there's an Australian version as well which has three Carlton supporters using a Collingwood supporter as bait...

    I think that version is stretching it a bit though since not even a hungry shark could fancy a Collingwood supporter... :LOL: :p :p

    (now watch them all come out of the woodwork)
     
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  5. The joke with the Pope in it will guarantee somebody a place in hell. :demon:
     
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