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An Australian....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by scooter, Feb 1, 2005.

  1. An Australian, a Kiwi and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun shoots the glass to pieces.

    He says "In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".

    The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate,in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".



    The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi. He says "In Australia we have so many farkin South Africans and Kiwi's that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"..
     
  2. I work with a woman from South Africa. Can't wait to grab a kiwi and head out for a drink!!