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America vs Australian way of thinking!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by N1GH7-R1D3R, May 13, 2006.

  1. The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

    The weary traveller asked, "Ma'am, could you please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans, you are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi needs that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?" I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

    The American didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honour and chastise the American.

    An Aussie bloke sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know mate, you Americans do seem to have a habit for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, you've thrown the wrong biatch out the window.
  2. lmfao!! gold.
  3. Good joke but you need to add the word "window" to the end. (Don't you just hate that cut & paste gemlin)
  4. Why does the arrogant person always have to be French?
    Love it good joke. :LOL:
  5. I like....get to bag french and americans at same time :)

  6. that was good lol
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  7. nice... 2 for the price of one! :LOL: