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Amazingly simple home remedies

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by goodcruzn V4, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.
    Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avaoid cutting yourself with when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat - use the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~
    Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. then you'll be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - wd40 and duct tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use the wd40. if it shouldn't
    move and does, use the duct tape.

    8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
  2. Wow not only is the title in caps the whole OP is too. :LOL:

    You might want to fix it up before it gets removed dude. :wink:
  3. Sorry about that. I just copied and pasted from the original email I got.