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Amazing Anagrams...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. Dormitory == Dirty Room



    Desperation == A Rope Ends It

    The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

    Animosity == Is No Amity

    Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

    Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

    Semolina == Is No Meal

    The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

    A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

    The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

    Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

    Contradiction == Accord not in it

    This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

    To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

    Becomes:

    In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

    And the grand finale:

    "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong

    becomes:

    A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
     
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  2. Caster Semenya = Yes, a secret man
     
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  3. Spiro Agnew = grow a penis
     
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  4. netrider = Trendier
     
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  5. kevin rudd = Drunk dive.
     
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  6. Astronomer = Moon Starer
    The eyes = They see
    Geologist = Go Get Oils
    Christmas = Trims cash
    Why do you care? = Hey you coward!
    President Bush = Burnished Pest
    Action man = cannot aim
    Year two thousand = a year to shut down
    Debit card = Bad Credit
    shower time = where moist
    Santa Monica = satanic moan
    goodbye = Obey god
    ipod lover = poor devil
    Narcissism = Man's crisis
    Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star
    Funeral = Real Fun
    comfort is = microsoft
    Hot water = Worth tea
    Television programming = Permeating living rooms
    Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer
    Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell
    The Country Side = No City Dust Here
    Flamethrower = oh, felt warmer
    Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
    Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
    Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side
     
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