This is good for a laugh people: One of the blokes at work gave me a porno DVD to take home the other day. I returned it to him today. I was on my way out of work, all the gear on and zipped up. I bumped into him, so took the bag off, unzipped it, handed over the DVD, had a quick chat, then took off home. When I pulled in the driveway and hopped off the bike, I noticed by tie was hanging out of the bag and almost touching the ground. "Lucky that didn't get caught in the chain", I'm thinking. Then I thought....holy crapola, I've ridden the whole way home with my bag open. So I rip the bag off, look inside, and notice that: * My new set of rather expensive pinstripe business pants are gone * My group certificate is gone (that tart in payroll is gonna love me) * My dark visor and visor bag are gone. Considering it's a 25km ride home, I decided against riding back along the ring road in pitch black at 100km an hour looking for black pants, a black visor, and a little piece of paper. So here's the question: Am I being punished for watching p0rn, or am I just incredibly stupid?