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All men have one!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Removed_User4, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. All Men have One...
    I have one !!!
    Your husband will have one !!!
    Your mother uses your father's one !!!

    And your auntie uses your uncle's one !!!
    A married lady would acquire one !!!
    But a divorced lady would lose her one !!!

    A Pope doesn't use his one !!!
    Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one !!!
    Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one !!!

    Lord Krishna had a long-long one !!!
    Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one !!!
    Michael J. Fox has a shorter one !!!
    Madonna doesn't have one !!!

    The Chinese usually have short ones !!!
    While the Pakistanis usually have long ones !!!
    After your marriage your husband will give you his one !!!

    Longer or shorter you have to take his one !!!

    Are you afraid of taking a L O N G one !?!?!?

    Do you want a SHORT one !?!?!?!

    How long do you want !?!?!?!

    Which one is your preferred one?
    Long one or short one

    (see below for answer)

    What you are thinking of ?

    Are you sure ?

    Its your Surname ..,

    What where u thinking of ???
  2. Dear Joke Submitter,

    I would like to thank you for posting this delightful innuendo.

    So witty and merry, ahhh it brought a smile to my face and I certainly found it very, very amusing.
    Keep up the good work!

    Best Regards,

    Mr Christophe Penis
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  4. Where do you get this stuff :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  5. Hey man, they come to me.

  6. Send me some man ...please :grin: