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Ahhhhhh, Fosters Lager

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Caz V1, May 3, 2006.

  1. An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.

    He walks into a bar and Pam (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a
    Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get
    to know each other.

    At the end of Pam's shift he asks her if she wants to come back
    to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him
    she says no.

    He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Pam is travelling the
    world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

    The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after
    showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she
    will sleep with him again for $200. Pam remembers the night before and
    is only too happy to agree.

    This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders
    Fosters and sits in the corner. Pam thinks that if she pays him
    some more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of
    him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.

    She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her:


    "So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

    "Glen Iris" he replies

    "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

    "Cameo Street" he replies

    "This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?"

    He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

    "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My
    parents still live there!"

    "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
  2. HAHAHA that' ingeniously hilarious!!
  3. Hehe, I've heard a couple versions of that one but they're always good!