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Aged Navy Officer

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grange, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. An aging retired naval officer (55 years old) puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old time.

    He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

    He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but, needing some reassurance, he asks, “How am I doing?”

    The prostitute replies, “Well, Ron, old boy, you're doing about three knots”.

    ”Three knots?” he asks, “What's that supposed to mean?”

    She says, “You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.”