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AFL grand final

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by foot69, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. i'm not afraid to say what everyone's secretly thinking. the main reason the grand final sucks every year is because there's no rampantly homicidal 45 metre tall pre-match death robot built with gold, chrome and rhino ivory panels and missiles for arms and machine guns for legs carried in to the ground on a litter of discarded, glued-together pizza boxes by a writhing agonised mass of skinless conjoined mutant babies to deliver a speech in support of long discredited steady state views of astrophysics while scanning the member's stand for any sign of boredom or dissent and executing the offenders where they sit by rupturing their arteries so they bleed to death by the third quarter then activating the starting siren with his magnificent and terrifying auto-extensible laser cannon penis... (stolen from a friend)

  2. Mmmm, ok if you say so.
  3. W-O-W.......
  4. Yes, that's exactly what I think about football! Also, reality tv.
  5. please return it to your friend.
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  6. Big day at Glenferrie oval tomorrow if the hawks win..
  7. so was the pizza any good?
    good pizza is hard to find, especially good spicy pizza.
  8. Pizza was OK..