AFL cancelled?! It's going to be a long winter!!!! Prior Notice It is likely that the AFL competition for 2009 will have to be cancelled! Under the new Anti-Terrorism Laws, the Bombers are banned. The new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers. The Avian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies, and Swans. Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs, and Tigers, must now be quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean that no-one can legally barrack for the Demons, or the Saints. There are promises of Power failures in SA because of the states reliance on the interconnectors from Victoria. This only leaves the Blues, who no-one wants to barrack for anyway!!