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A Woman In Leather

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. When a woman wears leather clothing,

    A man's heart beats quicker,

    his throat gets dry,

    he goes weak in the knees,

    and he begins to think irrationally.

    Ever wonder why?

    Because she smells like a new truck.
  2. Eswen you are so awesome! I love your jokes, they are great!

    For a mod of this section you sure do suck at jokes. :(
    I have the power! <3 eswen ;)
  3. The lameness of the joke is pretty funny :LOL:
  4. It would have sounded less American if you'd have changed the word 'truck' to 'car'......

    Then there was the one about the man who said he'd like to see his wife in something long and flowing.....

    so he threw her in the river....
  5. Nice try people. !!!
  6. *hovers over the ban button...*
    at least im trying... lets see you post some better jokes... I posted all my funny ones already :(
  7. Hmm leather ?

    NAH much prefer the smell and look of PVC :twisted: :cool:
  8. Stupid Mods abusing their powers :p

    Here's one to save this thread.........

    What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

    Snowballs! :rofl:
  9. :oops: :oops:
  10. :idea: ahhh yes leather it looks grate on a female and even better on the floor but trying to get her out of the leather is harder than you think :rofl: :cheeky:
  11. leather and women :grin: Slippery when wet :cool:
  12. oh eswen that was so crap i laughed
    but then again its you so we let it slide :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  13. aw cmon... maybe ill post that flu joke again... then merge it to my old thread... i dunno :p