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A warning for all male netrider members.........

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Mar 11, 2005.

  1. Police are warning all men who are partygoers, those who frequent clubs and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

    A date **** drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large"kegs".

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

    Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a victim to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before.often with just a vague feeling that "something" happened.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship".

    It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment reffered to as "marriage".

    Apparantly, men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    If you fall victim to the effects of this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded blokes.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses"in the yellow pages.

    PVDA now ducks for cover from the female forum members

  2. Hello, (standing up) my names Michael and i think i've been violated. (the group greets with) "hello Michael" :LOL:
  3. i'll see if i can find the link again it's a great cartoon. i got it about three years ago via email by someone in the airforce shortly after came the " i didnt send that"
  4. Damm!
    your warning is about 20 years to late!
  5. I....I....i felt too ashamed to speak out! It's happened to me too! At first i though I was dirty, like it was my fault for drinking it. But I didn't know!!!
  6. reply

    Yeah, I wish.

    The only time it happens to me, the bloody alarm clock stuffs up the show.

  7. OH MY GOD

    are you serious where does this happen,

    i need an address or i wont find the place :LOL:
  8. i got this joke again in email today aswell. another oldie but goodie.

    oh wait, this was a serious warning.
  9. OH CRAP!!!!!!!!

    I had a bloke and 2 girls trying to drug me on friday night! Good thing I made it home to the wife intact.

    Or was it a good thing?

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: