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A very wise old man.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Rolla, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
    evening with a beautiful yound gal at his side. He told the jeweller he
    was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The Jeweller lookedthrough his stock and brought out a$5000.00 ring and showed it to him.
    The old man
    said: "I don't think you understand, I WANT SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL!"

    At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
    another ring over.

    "here's a stunning ring at only $40000.00," the Jeweller said. The young
    lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The
    old man seeing this said, "We'll take it".

    The Jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by

    "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now
    and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick
    the ring up Monday afternoon", he said.

    Monday morning, a very grumpy Jeweller phoned the old man and said:
    is no money in that account." "I know", said the old man,