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A turtle got mugged by two snails...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Otto Cycle, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. A turtle got mugged by two snails. The policeman said to the turtle, "Can you give us a description of your attackers, can you tell me what happened".
    The turtle shook his head and said, "I don't know, it all happened so fast"

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  2. Joke 2.

    A happily married man, one night, asked his wife to have sex "doggy style".

    "No!" she said, aghast.

    Throughout their long relationship, he would periodically ask her to have sex "doggy style."

    She always emphatically said "No!"

    Finally, on the man's deathbed, he asked his wife why she refused his simple request to have sex on her hands and knees.

    "Hands and knees?" she said, "I thought you meant in the front yard!"