A thief climbs into a priests bedroom late one night while the priest is away on holiday. Knowing no-one is around he is being pretty noisy when suddenly someone says "Jesus is watching you!!!" Shaking his head assuming it his imagination the thief continues looking for goodies. Then the voice again says "Jesus is watching you!!!" "Who's there?" The thief cries out searching the room with his search light. He shines it onto a perch where a parrot is stood looking at him. "What's your name then?" The thief asks. "Moses." The bird replies. "What person would name a parrot Moses?" The thief asks. "The same kinda person who would name his rottweiler Jesus".