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A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Auscruiser, Aug 5, 2006.

  1. I was in Woolworths buying a large bag of Lucky Dog for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Lucky Dog Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Lucky Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

    I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
  2. Oh My God, I'm in tears.

    :LOL: :LOL:
    I just read the punch line again...
    licking his balls indeed. :rofl:
  3. :rofl: :shock: :rofl: :rofl: :applause:

    That is golden!!!