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A Stunning Senior Moment

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Spin, Apr 21, 2007.

  1. A very self-important yuppie attending a recent football game, took it upon
    himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation
    "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one", the yuppie said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.

    "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, and our spaceships have visited Mars.
    We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing"

    Pausing to take another drink of beer, the senior citizen took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't
    have those things when we were young so we invented them.

    Now tell me what are you doing for the next generation?"

    The applause was resounding.
  2. Funny and insightful. :LOL:
    Heads up, edit your topic title to lower case or it may be removed by a mod :wink:

  3. .. indeed, it will be a stunning, short-lived moment!!

    Mods are particularly grumpy on Saturday mornings, (well, I know I can be, anyway :LOL:!!!)
  4. there we go, I was still half asleep when I posted.

    Saturday = good :grin:
    morning = bad :(