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A study....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Greydog, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. Thanks to Mad Marty for posting this one on FB...

    The American government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was wider than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was wider than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

    After the U.S. published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was wider than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

    Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $95.45 and 7 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
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  2. hate it when that happens
  3. This was written buy a woman who can't add or is a liar...there is no way known 7 cases of beer would only cost $95.45. :finger:
  4. beers were byo the money would have been
    several cheap hookers
  5. Beer was from Aldi
  6. AND 7 cases of beer. AND

    See the operative word now?
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  7. Probably pretty good beer then
  8. Bit there beer comes in weird sizes with a short life span and will be for resale on eBay soon
  9. German bier ist gut.
  10. Thank you sister... nice to know SOMEONE's on the ball.

    Sheesh, you can't post a joke without people pulling it to bits. I'm suprised noone's asked what the $95.45 was spent on if it wasn't spent on beer. BBQ sausages maybe?

    Oops, Phil01 has already dibbed the $$ on cheap hookers.
  11. Maybe you're a little immune to a bit of 'tongue in cheek' humour. Try it in the chicks forum, might get a better response... :D
  12. Yes, I gathered that. Obviously my response was so dry it was choking. Sorry, I'll try to be more obvious next time.

    I won't touch the chicks' forum with a 10 foot barge pole.
  13. Hahahaha. Back at you :)