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A smart bloke is our little Johnny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Removed_User4, Jan 29, 2007.


    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
    shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
    She calls on little Johnny.
    He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
    The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
    Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU.
    There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
    One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
    The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
    The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
    Which one is married?"
    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
    that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

    To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
    wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

  2. :LOL: Reminds me of an episode of Bangers & Mash in like 1994 or something [I don't know why I remember this]...

    Teacher: Mash, if you have 3 bananas, and Bangers takes some away so that you have one banana left - what will Bangers have???

    Mash: ... a black eye.