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A slightly religious joke (but not really)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. A little boy is riding his bicycle on the sidewalk past a Priest. Suddenly, the front wheel falls off and the little boy falls to the ground.
    "Well, Goddamned!" the little boy shouted.
    "No my son!" says the Priest. "You're supposed to ask the Lord to help you!"
    "Fine!" the little boy says, and begins to pray...
    "Dear Lord, the front wheel on my bicycle keeps falling off. Please help me."
    In no time at all, the front wheel rises off the ground all by itself, fastens itself the the front fork of the bicycle, and tightens the nuts securely, ending with the bike rising up with the kickstand mysteriously engaging. There the bike stood on it's kickstand perfectly repaired.
    The Priest says, "Well, Goddamned!"

  2. Maybe I shoulda tried that yesterday???

  3. Mate, it couldn't have hurt, what a bummer of a day.
    I had a similar thing happen on Wednesday night. Parked the bike on a slight downhill slope 1 metre from my front door and waited for Phil to arrive and go for a ride. While I'm standing there watching, the Hornet just slowly glided forward off the side stand and fell into the garden. Broke the clutch lever (lucky I have a spare) and smashed my little screen, $200 to replace it today!!! I was not amused!
  4. An altar boy was riding his bicycle...