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A short story to get you in the mood for X-mas

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Rolla, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. A Christmas Story....

    When four of Santa's elves got sick and the trainee elves did not
    produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel
    the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
    stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
    were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were
    out, heaven knows where.

    More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider
    and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
    frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

    He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the
    He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
    Christmas tree.
    The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you
    like me to stick it?"

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
    Christmas tree.

  2. nice one dave haven't heard that version of the angel on top on the tree before :LOL: