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A Poem for Valentines Day

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Guest, Feb 13, 2006.


    (Who said Australian men weren't romantic?)

    Of course I love ya darling
    You're a bloody top notch bird
    And when I say you're gorgeous
    I mean every single word

    So ya bum is on the big side
    I don't mind a bit of flab
    It means that when I'm ready
    There's somethin' there to grab

    So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya,
    I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya
    I can get my arms round there

    No sheila who is your age
    Has nice round perky breasts
    They just gave in to gravity
    But I know ya did ya best

    I'm tellin ya the truth now

    I never tell ya lies
    I think its very sexy
    That you've got dimples on ya thighs

    I swear on me nanna's grave now
    The moment that we met
    I thought u was as good as
    I was ever gonna get

    No matter wot u look like
    I'll always love ya dear
    Now shut up while the footy's on
    And fetch another beer

  2. P.J. If I'm still around when you reach the age this is real for you, I'll pop in and remind you. Very funny stuff, mate!
  3. Ripped off another forum but some very sweet SMS's for Valentines day

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace.
    If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
    This describes everything you are not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace,
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you really screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.