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a parking ticket

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by 2wheelsagain, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. Hope this isnt a repost

    I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only
    about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a
    parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, mate, how about
    giving a man a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    So I called him a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started
    writing another ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse
    manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with
    the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about 20 minutes...
    The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.

    I didn't care.

    My car was parked around the corner.
    I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

  2. :LOL: thats tops!

    might try that the next time i see a cop writing tickets for a harley.
    (cautiously observing my surroundings of course).
  3. Been posted many times
    Also you posted the topic all in caps which will warrant a removal if you don't edit it.
  4. :LOL: Still just as funny
  5. Not a jokes man, huh?

    Just kidding! :LOL:
  6. Careful he might start writing you out a ticket..... :roll:

  7. Damn tootin!
  8. "tootin!"??? :shock:

    dont get it.
  9.  Top
  10. Ohhhhh :eek:



  11. So it was. My apologies. :oops:

  12. aV18Dse9.
  13. Thats funny az!!!

    LOL! :p
  14. tops joke. made clare and i laugh all morning