Hope this isnt a repost I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, mate, how about giving a man a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.