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a non vegetarian joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by D1300, Oct 21, 2008.

  1. because this whole Jokes and Humour section is caught in a vicious vegan cycle and needs to snap out of it. I haven't seen a new joke posted in forever so I forced to inflict this old one on you all.............

    A Vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk "I hope the p0rn channel in my room is disabled"

    She turns to him and says "No sir, it's just regular p0rn, you sick b@stard"

  2. nice one :LOL:

    Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their dogs. The mother superior is first to open hers.

    She begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
  3. sounds like they could be a vegetable to me :p
  4. and from my experience of some American hot-dogs, a vegan would be right at home eating them... :p