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A Nice Chain Letter

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Susan, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. A chain letter that was sent to me

    A chain letter I can relate to. enjoy.

    Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
    And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
    How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
    What a bunch of bulls%&t.
    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midge pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavor.>>>>>F*ck 'em.
    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing! I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f*cking care.
    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards.

    Chances are it's our own unpopularity.
    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
    If it's funny, send it on.
    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

    Have a nice day.
    P.S. Send me 15 bucks and Then F*ck off
  2. This may well be the broken link of all chain letters.

    I've always wondered how people actually believe that someone they don't know who sends them a chain letter, can in some way affect their welfare if they don't forward it on; there really is a sucker born every minute..... or people are just too superstitious for their own good.....
  3. I don't know whether people are that superstitious or just a little too ready to let others be responsible for what happens in their lives.

    I'm sure that a good portion of these chain emails are designed to create fear and clog up band width. I just delete them.
  4. think that guy has a attitude problem..... :LOL: