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A Mid-day Monday Funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

    "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

    The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

    "And what if I swallow it?"

    "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
  2. Good to see you're stooping to my level of Toilet humour there Paul......
  3. Yeah I thought twice before I posted it, but then.

    Like the little boy who swallowed 10c and the doctor put him in hospital overnight. The father rang in the mornign to ask how he was and the doctor said "There's been no change."
  4. Stop it, you're stealing some of my best material :wink: