A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. He pulls out a little piano and a 12 inch pianist and immediately, the little pianist starts playing. The music sounds incredible. Impressed by this, the bartender asks where the man got him from. "I was granted a wish by the genie when I rubbed this lamp." "Don't mind if I give it a try?" asks the bartender. "Sure" says the man. The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie appears "you have one wish." "I wish to be loaded with heaps of dough." "Granted." The genie disappears and suddenly the space behind the bar is jammed up with raw cooking dough. "That's not what I meant" he says to the man, "I wanted to be rich." "That's nothing" replies the man "Do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist???"