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A man thinks he is a dog

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by foot69, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. A man thinks he is a dog, so he goes to see a psychiatrist. "It's terrible," says the man. "I walk around on all fours, I keep barking in the middle of the night, and I can't go past a lamppost anymore."

    "Okay," says the psychiatrist. "Get on the couch."

    The man replies, "I'm not allowed on the couch."
  2. That's piss funny.
  3. that's the funniest joke i've heard in ages!
  4. ..that's effing brilliant!!.... =D>

    ..down boy!.... lol
  5. I have the same problem. Also, I have to put the seat down on the toilet so I don't drink out of it.