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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by firefling, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

    They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

    The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

    "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

    "No," she replies........."

    Wait for it... (scroll down)

    It's coming...

    The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

    She says:

    "You just happened to catch my eye."
  2. oh thats pathetic fling......
  3. Fling, your jokes are getting cornea and cornea.
  4. bwahahahahhahahaa :LOL: :LOL:

    thats fecking great :LOL:
  5. Dare I RISe to the bait and say yours is no better Nil.
  6. And there a quite a few who will get on here and say their pupils were not overly amused.

  8. You guys can't see eye to eye with my jokes??
  9. That joke deserves 50 lashes...
  10. And when he said "I will meet you at the same restaurant, same day, same time for dinner", she replied "Ok, I will keep an eye out for you"!
  11. stOP TICking everyone off everytime they try and make a joke! Eye thought i was good.

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  12. I think your jokes should be kept out of sight...
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: