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A Man goes to the doctor.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Lurch, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered this for a moment, then begins, "Let me tell you a story. I older friend who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his walking cane instead of his gun. "The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his cane, pointed it at the bear and went 'bang, bang!'
    Suddenly two shots rang out and the bear fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into the bear"

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly"
  2. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!