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..a lickle accident!....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Dec 2, 2010.

  1. To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Sylvia Park and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    Your loving wife. XX



    P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.....8-[
  2. I like it :)
  3. That'll buff right out too LOL
  4. ..yeah!!... only a surface scratch!!.... :bolt:

  5. Dear loving and caring wife,

    As much as I love that car.......I can turn a blind eye to what youve done only if you can turn a deaf ear to that little phone call.

    I know that you my loving and beautiful wife wont sue me out of my house, asset, and kids.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    Your forgiving and not angry husband.