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A joke.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by andrewsfutura, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. Saw this recently in another frum and pissed myself when i read it.

    A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
    Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
    Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
    He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
  3. even before i read the joke, go to fuggin bed chris. some of us depend on you "being on your game" with your humour to get us through the day.
    2:19am is no time for a comic of your standard to still be awake :evil:
  4. andrewsfutura- full points for laughability, even if you pinched it :rofl:
  5. Loved it, thats gone out to keep others entertained.
  7. ahahhaha ahha ah ahah
  8. hahah that one is great! love it :LOL: