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A Horse, a chicken and a harley

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Flipper, Sep 20, 2006.

  1. On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
    One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,
    but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the
    keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
    hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
    chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
    the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
    chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
    bike, rescued the horse!
    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
    and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
    Best Pals.
    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
    began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
    and he would then lift him out of the pit.
    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
    his life.
    The moral of the story?
    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up

  2. Well, she could delete all the other threads then no one would be any the wiser. :grin:
  3. Well seeing as the 1st one was posted Tue Mar 22, 2005
    and the 2nd was posted Tue Mar 22, 2005 and is about a donkey, i think I should be forgiven.
    Some of us have lives apart from Netrider and cross checking each post to make sure it hasn't been posted before ;)
  4. this joke gets a run once a month..... it is usually deleted by the mods (well the ones that do there job properly) :p
  5. Actually if it was deleted, it would be currently sitting in the Holding/Mods forum :p
    Nice try but I think you just been :eek:wned:
  6. :rofl:

    and the joke.... :rofl:

    :rofl: all round!