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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by ardent87, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. Two fish in a tank.....one says you drive I,ll man the gun

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?.... a fsh

    What goes OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo?... a cow without lips

    A drunk walks into a pub......and says "shit that hurt"

    and .... sorry...

    What paints under the sea for a living? ... Leonardo-de-fishy



    take care folks
     
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  2. *cries out in pain*

    i do like the tank one though :p
     
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  3. .............:|
     
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  4. What's the world's most intelligent blonde? A golden retriever.

    I got complimented on my driving the other day. I came back to the car and there was a ticket under my windscreen wiper that said "Parking Fine". I thought that was nice!
     
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  5. rofl =D>
     
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  6. es, your profile pic... you trying to tell us something, girl? :)
     
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  7. I just read in the latest news that a farmer has grown the world's first crop of organic dildos...he is however having problems with squatters :)
     
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  8. I went to buy some camouflage draggins the other day but I couldn't find any.

    *tish boom*
     
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  9. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my ass." "...How's that!!?"
     
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  10. My wife does scrapbooking. so i told her to cut it out.
     
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  11. A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
    The barman said "We've got a drink named after you"
    Grasshopper "What? Kevin?!
     
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  12. I was playing cricket the other day and the ball came towards me. I was trying to remember something, then it is hit me.
     
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