Laugh #1 I was following a riced up nissan skyline with milo tin exhaust watching the driver yacking away on his mobile with the window wound down. As he stopped about 5 cars away from the red light I split down the middle with the clutch in and in first so that the bike was just idling. As I passed his window I waited till my pipes were parallel with his window and then let him have a blast of staintune enhanced big twin exhaust (being undertail they are at ear level to a seated driver. His reaction was priceless. He dropped his phone on his lap from the fright! Second laugh: I was stopped at the lights near southbank on city road when a guy and his wife/girlfriend pulled up alongside me in the right lane in a white bmw 320i with all the windows down. The driver was on the mobile. So again I begin to rev the bike to 4500 revs making it very noisy. They both looked at me startled and he immediatelygot off the phone. Third laugh: I was waiting to turn right behind a long line of cars. The lights turn red and since i hadn't crossed the lines I stopped for the next change. Guy in a white van behind me starts telling me off becuase I didn't SPLIT ahead of all the turning cars and held him up. He would have run the red light. What is wrong with some people?