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A fellow DR Rider

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by 69SIM, Apr 19, 2016.

  1. So, let me set the scene:

    SibiSibi and myself had just finished work and were heading home on the bikes. I was on The Vibratinator and she was on her Ninja. We pulled up at a set of lights to turn right and a guy pulls up next to us and leans out the window. I'll try and transcribe the conversation as I remember it:



    Him: "Hey! I've seen you riding in the morning!"
    Me: "Yeah prob-"
    Him: "And I saw you just then and said, that's a DR650 2016 model!"
    Me: "Yeah, though the rego says-"
    Him: "Great bikes man, great bikes!"
    Me: "Yeah, I think-"
    Him: "What gear you got?" He looks over the bike.
    Him: "Barkbusters, bash plate, rack..."
    Me: "They came with the-"
    Him: "Those handle bars are sh1thouse, gotta get new ones!"
    Me: "Oh-"
    Him: "Stock tyres are sh1thouse for the dirt! Do you do much dirt?"
    Me: "Not at the-"
    Him: "I got a set of Dunlop 606's on mine!"
    Me: "Ok" - At this point I just let him talk, he seems an excitable chap ;)
    Him: "They're no good for road but on the dirt you can feel them bite into the mud!"
    I notice the lights about to change so I get into first.
    Him: "Is that your girlfriend?" He's looking at Sibi.
    Me: "It's the wife"
    Lights turn green so we start to move, he's moving off faster and shouts out the window..
    Him: "SHE NEEDS TO GET A NEW BIKE, NINJA'S ARE SH1THOUSE!!!"

    There was much mirth happening for the rest of the ride home :ROFLMAO:
     
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  2. I see you've met my old friend Wayne Kerr. :)
     
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  3. Wayne knows EVERYTHING about bikes, don't ya know...
     
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