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A correct Xmas greeting

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Removed_User6, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. Dear fellow bikers,

    As you need to be careful putting anything in writing, I asked a local
    lawyer for an appropriate Christmas greeting for you.

    May I take this opportunity to say please accept with no obligation
    implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
    socially responsible low stress nonaddictive gender neutral celebration
    of the summer holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
    the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with
    respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
    others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
    at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and
    medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
    accepted calendar year 2006 but not without due respect for the
    calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is
    necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Australia" in
    the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race creed colour age
    physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting
    is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
    with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
    the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
    others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
    discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
    within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
    until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes
    first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
    a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...

    Warm regards
  2. Listen you faker -

    bring back the real groberts. We know that you're not really Glen.

    1. It's much too politically correct :LOL:

    and most of all...

    There's no spelling mistakes :p :p :p
  3. ummm


    yeah, thanks..

    I think :D
  4. Amen!! (oops that may not be politically correct?)
  5. It definitely ISN'T
    First of all it's religion-specific
    Secondly it should be A-Person
    (but actually even that's wrong because it has 'son' in it, so it probably should be A-per-male gender offspring)