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A Classic from Ireland

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by iMac, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

    Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
    and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the

    "Can anyone else try?"

    Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
    a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the

    "Anyone else?"

    Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
    door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
    says it will take the contagious."
  2. ahh love it, have sent it to my Irish mates...hmm wonder what they'll think...