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A blondes year in review

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by evil_hitman, Jan 5, 2006.

  1. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August - Got locked out of my Jeep in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open..

    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

    What a year!

  2. I like it, Funny but not to funny but I enjoyed it THANK YOU.
  3. Loved them!