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A bloke notices a hot lass....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Envy-t, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. A bloke notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket.
    'Do i know u?' he asks.
    She says 'aren't u the dad of 1 of my kids?'
    He thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says 'Were u the hooker I fcuked over the pool table at my bucks night while your friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my butt?'

    She stares at him and says 'No, I'm your daughter's teacher.'

  2. Haha, good one......cucumber :LOL:
  3. LOL i am definately re-using that one