A bloke notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket. 'Do i know u?' he asks. She says 'aren't u the dad of 1 of my kids?' He thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says 'Were u the hooker I fcuked over the pool table at my bucks night while your friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my butt?' She stares at him and says 'No, I'm your daughter's teacher.'