1. Sorry officer, but your mumma hates it when I'm late 2. I blacked-out after being buzzed by a UFO, and came out of the lights when I saw your blue lights 3. I've got diarrhoea, and wanted to get home before I filled my leathers 4. A gust of wind pushed me over the limit 5. I had to rush my dying hamster to teh vet, but he seems to have fallen off 6. Sorry, I thought you fancied a race 7. Put it on my tab, officer 8. I was looking at the rev counter by mistake 9. How about best of three?