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7 kinds of sex

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by gsxr1000, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:


    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens

    when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are

    blue in the face.



    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have

    been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will

    have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.





    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have

    been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine

    and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.



    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have

    been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the

    hallway you both say "screw you."



    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get

    Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.



    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand

    your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of

    everyone.



    And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security

    Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.
     
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  2. scary because its true :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    where'd ya find that one??
     
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  3. But... Where's the "running around in a batman suit with a rubber wanger hanging out your bum" sex?

    Er... Did I post that or just think it?
     
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  4. sent to me by email this morning..... :LOL:
     
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  5. ummm... :?: :shock:

    *kinky sex*....
     
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  6. Maybe you were reading my mind? :wink:
     
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  7. Only one?
     
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  8. gees man how many u wanna put in there :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  9. What about drunken monkey sex?
     
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  10. could u please tell me what or hows this one goes :p :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  11. well...I could explain :LOL:
     
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  12. How ugly do you have to be before even monkeys have to be drunk to have sex with you?
     
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  13. Lets see what Urban Dictionary has to say about...
    Drunken Monkey
     
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  14. hahahahahahahaha :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    :rofl:
     
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