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60's music with a spin...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to
    accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo"
    as if it were yesterday .

    They include:

    Bobby Darin ---
    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

    Ringo Starr ---
    I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

    The Bee Gees -- -
    How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

    Roberta Flack---
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash ---
    I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon---
    Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

    Marvin Gaye ---
    Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

    Procol Harem---
    A Whiter Shade Of Hair

    Leo Sayer ---
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations ---
    Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

    Denture Queen
    Tony Orlando ---
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling
    If You Hear Me Fall

    Helen Reddy ---
    I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

    Leslie Gore---
    It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

    And Last but NOT least...

    Willie Nelson ---
    On the Commode Again