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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by haggis, Aug 20, 2005.

  1. Test for Smart People.....

    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
    whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
    answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
    in an overly complicated way.

    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
    been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
    got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
    disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
  2. Only a Scotsman at ten o'clock on a Saturday night could come up with such a means of making us all feel inadequate; thanks Dennis!!! (lol)
  3. As a school teacher, I fully concur. Kids have an uncanny ability to prick our balllons of conceit with utmost ease. I have seen the test before so I have an unfair advantage, but it's a goody. Thanks haggis.