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4 guys in a bar

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ibast, Aug 28, 2014.

  1. A Canadian guy, an American guy, a Japanese guy, and an Afghan guy walk into a bar.
    They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging. The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team."
    Not to be outdone, the Canadian guy retorts, "I am luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children, one more and I could form a hockey team."
    So, the Japanese guy chimes in with, "Well, I surely have both of you topped. I have 8 children. Just one more and I would have a baseball team."
    Pausing, briefly, the Afghan guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have all you fools beat. My harem houses 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!".

    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
  2. One more wife would make two golf courses if you play the back nine on each of them.
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  3. But can your play with three of your mates?
  4. Nice one, the guys at work will love it.