A Canadian guy, an American guy, a Japanese guy, and an Afghan guy walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging. The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team." Not to be outdone, the Canadian guy retorts, "I am luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children, one more and I could form a hockey team." So, the Japanese guy chimes in with, "Well, I surely have both of you topped. I have 8 children. Just one more and I would have a baseball team." Pausing, briefly, the Afghan guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have all you fools beat. My harem houses 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!".