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3 roses

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by smee, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. A woman who had had 12 babies, her first one at 16 was not happy with the way she looked down stairs in the flap department so she decided to have cosmetic surgery to tidy it up down there so that her parts looked like they did when she was 16 again.
    When she awoke from the surgery she discovered 3 roses at the foot of her bed.
    She asks the nurse where they came from.
    the nurse replies:
    "The first one is from your surgeon who did your flapectomy he decided to leave you a Rose as he was pleased with the results.
    The second is from your husband who liked what he saw and can't wait to get you back home.
    The third one is from Eric"

    "Eric? Who's Eric?" asked the woman looking slightly perplexed.
    The nurse said

    "Eric is from the burns unit,
    He wants to thank you for his new ears"

  2. Is "flapectomy" the medical term??

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Good to hear about Eric though...
  3. hahahaha... gold
  4. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Mind you, I'm still enjoying "downstairs in the flap department"! :LOL:
  5. When I was a kid, jokes like that were invariably followed by (me receiving) a clip around the ears and the words "Don't YOU listen to that rubbish!"
    My ears are tingling in anticipation :LOL:
  6. its called "Lip surgery" mate

  7. I heard it on Triple M this morning too.

  8. It was a pisser wasn't it?
    Specially when JB got redcarded straight after.
  9. Thats funny :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    Guess Eric from this moment on will always be called Flaphead :wink:
  10. That was very bad.....especially if your name happens to be Eric.