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3 bodies in a morgue

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rossco, Mar 10, 2005.

  1. Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
    their faces.

    The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened.
    First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
    his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner.

    Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
    spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The
    Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus
    Quinn,30 from Donegal in Ireland, struck by lightning."
    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
    "Thought he was having his photo taken." :D

  2. Hey quit the meaningless posts ok? :evil:
  3. Hahaha, funny one, haven't heard it before!

    Did we miss something here? I though this was the joke and humour forum, 80% of the posts here are replies saying "That's funny"...
  4. Perhaps Smee is Irish! :p
  5. lol isnt smee's post pretty dman meaningless in itself? maybe PM the guy, instead of posting OT. at least alto was talking about the OP :p

    im so gonna cop it from this :LOL:
  6. Thats a good one
  7. haha, didn't see that one coming :grin: